The following should help you prepare for the Lich King: 1. Do your Laundry the day before the Lich King. -We can't have nekkid kids and spouses going out on the town because your glued to your PC... though I heard togas are coming back around....

2. Buy Groceries. -A hungry dwarf is a menace to all who group with him/her.

3. Get a Blender, 4 straws and tape. -Blend food. Tape straws together and insert into mouth, now you can play for at least 22 more hours.

4. Don't Drink too much. If you drink too much on opening night you might get the following achievement, however it won't be removable by any GM: Achievement: [Keyboard Head: You fell asleep and you now have AWSD embedded into your forehead. You will NEVER get laid.]

5. Do your dailies. -Sorry, you can't use your kids college fund to purchase your new skills or recipes. Go do your dailies ya damn slacker!

6. Purchase Depends and/or a bucket. -If your going to be the first Level 80 in the guild you can't afford to run to the bathroom. Hey, little kids do it, why can't you?

I know some of you noticed that the WOW Armory had not been updated since October. Yesterday they did an 8 hour maintenance for the Lich King. If you do not see all your characters on the site, make sure and login to them in game so that they will. Characters who have not logged in since yesterday's updates may not show up. Also, this will affect Guildomatic sites (such as ours).

Thanks!
/salute

First attempt and he tried to eat us but instead we exploded from his bum like from aliens... well not quite like aliens, actually thats kina gross, but (no pun intended) it explains the "from behind" pic right? ;)

Great job everyone who stuck it out till the last pull.. and grats to everyone that got loot.. we're working together VERY well. Keep it up. - Karamo